Dogs and Health: Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why?...

By fatpooch - 13/05/2010 06:01 - Canada

Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML

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By qwertyasdfghzxcv - 11/02/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my family's Thanksgiving was canceled. Why? Because my mom doesn't want to cheat on her diet, so we aren't having it at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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By dsamanthas - 23/02/2014 08:10 - United States - Covina

Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 18:19 - United States - El Paso

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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leighxxx998 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 12:03

or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you

nzl_fml 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 12:38

Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.

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alex1432 9

Thursday 13 May 2010 22:52

makes sense to me

Saarr 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 23:45

And his name is 'Twix'?

ivyshade 0

Friday 14 May 2010 0:10

lmfao

Ollie21 0

Friday 14 May 2010 1:09

You're a family with a dog named "Twix." Need I say more?

Kishona 0

Friday 14 May 2010 2:44

I cannot stand people like your mother.

JewelVictoria 0

Friday 14 May 2010 4:13

his. name. is. TWIX! you must be fatasses..

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 14 May 2010 4:15

Man, and they say us cat ladies are nuts...

SkateOrDie686 0

Friday 14 May 2010 5:08

Not really an fml It'll be good for you ;p

jasper456 0

Friday 14 May 2010 5:34

ur famliy must be fat nameing dog twix need a moment have twix ur proply a puppy eater

kuntageous 0

Friday 14 May 2010 6:15

no ******* way. I named my cat twix :)

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