By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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lucythomson 23

Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you

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KayDee29 31

I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.

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thatoneguy1111 15

Well you should at least make her pay a substantial amount of money to not ruin her party

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Som3Rand0mGam3r 9

Should've asked her, "And what kind of pay are we talking?"

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LadyTyger51ne 8

You should take back your key if you gave her one

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Overlord247 20

That's awful OP. What possesses a mother to ask her child to pretend to be a maid to make herself look better? I think this one needs a follow up...

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hardy24 9

Do it with a Hispanic accent like Consuela from Family Guy No....no.....no

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Radgears47 23

If take the "job" on the condition that she (your mother) gets to be my slave for 24 hours at some point in the future (i decide).

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CandyApple88 13

Should have just acted like the maid but loudly informed her (so the party overhears) that you need to confirm the appointment she made that afternoon for the guys coming to film the old lady group orgy with her and her guests.

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Queen_of_Night 20

I wouldn't find any humor in this situation. I would have told my mother she either needed to come clean that her guests were invited to my house and have them leave or have her really be embarrassed when I called the cops on them all and had them arrested for trespassing. Her choice. I would also change the locks the next day.

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Szaszaspasz 26

You can really lay it on thick by talking like Consuela from "Family Guy."

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sunnyskys 25

sounds like your mom is proud of you...enough that she wants to be you....just with an added maid.

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