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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By TheSentinel05 - 08/07/2020 05:00

Today, my mom screamed at me for not cleaning out the coffee machine. When I told her that wasn’t part of my chores and she never asked me to do it, she screamed at me for not doing it out of the kindness of my heart. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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Damned if you do…

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2020 01:00

Today, I stopped by my elderly mother’s house to drop off some groceries. I decided to clean the place while I was there, just to be nice. In true Three Bears fashion, I fell asleep on the couch. I was awoken by a police officer pointing his gun at me. My mom woke up and thought I was a burglar. FML

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ajh1800 25

Tuesday 11 June 2019 17:25

You know what they say...no good deed goes unpunished. Maybe once she wakes up on her own she'll come around and appreciate your effort a little bit more.

darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 11 June 2019 16:56

Same mom bursting into the room while OP is taking a nap, “Oh, didn’t see you sleeping there”

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darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 11 June 2019 16:56

Same mom bursting into the room while OP is taking a nap, “Oh, didn’t see you sleeping there”

ajh1800 25

Tuesday 11 June 2019 17:25

You know what they say...no good deed goes unpunished. Maybe once she wakes up on her own she'll come around and appreciate your effort a little bit more.

Sheogorath 4

Wednesday 12 June 2019 1:23

I'm sorry, I know how that feels. Except my dad likes to take naps in his recliner in the main entrance area so when we're cleaning he hears everything.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Wednesday 12 June 2019 8:17

TBF she didn't know what you were up to, or that it was as a favour to her. However, cleaning shouldn't be the responsibility of just one person, unless she's a SAHM. If you're old enough to clean without her telling you what and how, you're old enough to contribute all the time, not just when you feel generous. Cleaning the house benefits everyone not just your Mum.