By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I'm pretty sure you can tell a smoker from a non smoker. Just tell your mom to check his teeth

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Welshite 39

Just tell your mom that you need your dad there for "support".

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gc327072 30

He'll keep on digging that hole for himself. And then he won't be able to climb out.

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C00kiesNcream 24

Have fun attending sessions you're not supposed to be at :p

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happyfingers 15

Well, that's not cool. I agree with #2, tell her you want your dad there for support. See where that gets ya

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Epikouros 31

Oh well, if your parents are ****** up like that, you need therapy anyway.

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Esran 9

For God sake for once take a hit for your Dad, one day you'll laugh about it. Don't be a pussy and wine, be a Man and surprise them.

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chosha_fml 26

You know what? Therapy is expensive and can be really helpful. And everyone has shit to deal with in life. If you can't get out of it, use it, for whatever would benefit you.

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olpally 32

Your dad is a piece of shit human being. Wow. Even worse is your mom believing him. Addicts usually lie to get away with their addiction. Unreal.

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buckdharma 37

Learn the cessation techniques well and teach them to your dad to help him quit. This way he can **** with you a lot longer.

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_jetaimexo 3

tell your dad he needs to give you 500 dollats and you won't say anything; ) lol #blackmail

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