Health: Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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Chill out, Judy

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 08:01

Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Respect the herb

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 10:00

Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Saturday 21 September 2013 19:10

I'm pretty sure you can tell a smoker from a non smoker. Just tell your mom to check his teeth

Welshite 39

Saturday 21 September 2013 19:10

Just tell your mom that you need your dad there for "support".

Comments

skinflint 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 13:35

way to man up and take 1 for the team! hopefully your dad returns the favor.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 22 September 2013 16:49

Black mail your dad into giving you just compensation for your time spent. Like 50 dollars for every class.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 22 September 2013 20:08

I agree, extort, extort!!!

fabricatedego 5

Sunday 22 September 2013 20:49

well have you told the therapist this information?

MixMastaKDizzle 12

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:52

Well, you can probably bribe your dad into getting you all kinds of stuff! :0

zomgbies 17

Monday 23 September 2013 16:07

Sounds like your mom is a bright one.

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 25 September 2013 22:53

If its not a group therapy or sessions with mom in the room, then just take advantage of this to talk about the fact that your father is lying to your mother and punishing you for his mistakes. You'll probably find a solution within the first session.