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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 10:00

Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Saturday 21 September 2013 19:10

I'm pretty sure you can tell a smoker from a non smoker. Just tell your mom to check his teeth

Welshite 39

Saturday 21 September 2013 19:10

Just tell your mom that you need your dad there for "support".

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TroyS77 3

Sunday 22 September 2013 0:29

Ask your new therapist for advice, see if he believes you

hockeycenter19 4

Sunday 22 September 2013 1:19

Just remember....karma is a bitch

rockne93 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 1:30

Start smoking in retaliation

JulieLola_fml 4

Sunday 22 September 2013 4:33

Haha!

jimmywithsalt 19

Sunday 22 September 2013 4:50

Weasel. Get the truth known, OP!

cmac86 23

Sunday 22 September 2013 9:48

no time to start like the present, I guess. it'll at least give you a reason to go to therapy.

oyemba 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 9:59

You gotta take one for the team. lol Make dad pay by letting him buy that video game console, you have always wanted

oyemba 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 10:03

who's paying for the therapy?

museerux01 10

Sunday 22 September 2013 12:59

i keep seeing "talk to your mom" that obviously wont help if shes in denial... the only way out of this OP is talk to your DAD.

i_love_giraffes 5

Sunday 22 September 2013 13:26

Just tell the therapist the situation. In all likelihood, they will understand the situation and tell your parents that you do not need therapy. Plus, there aren't many therapists who specialize in smoking cessation, so I'm sure after one visit (maybe even a half visit), you won't need to go anymore. Just talk to the therapist about other things if your parents still insist you go. Everyone has something they need help with, and the therapist can't share what you talk about with your parents unless they feel you are in immediate danger.