Love: Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed...

By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 872

You deserved it 28 499

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 917

You deserved it 7 190

Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 730

You deserved it 5 443

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 519

You deserved it 1 363

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 814

You deserved it 2 639

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 787

You deserved it 73 582

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 377

You deserved it 2 512

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 428

You deserved it 3 206

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 839

You deserved it 4 835

By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 312

You deserved it 5 136

By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 507

You deserved it 6 168

WCARlover 34

Friday 9 December 2011 18:48

Hey at least she seemed to be cool about it

flockz 19

Friday 9 December 2011 21:00

now orange you glad your mom didn't raisin hell for that pear of banana boxers? please, honeydew a normal date next time and save your passionfruit for the bedroom. you cantaloupe have your boyfriend's acorny boxers if your mom does the laundry. fig(ure) a better place to olive, and then your boyfriend can squash you with his cucumber and everything will be peachy.

Comments

rhysfucker 24

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:41

Anybody can stick it...you gotta know how to rub and lick it.

zukinihudini 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:44

No Please no more! i cant handle all the puns!

flockz 19

Saturday 10 December 2011 1:20

oh mango, that comment was pretty bold fruitcake. but it was berry clever. good job.

kaykay20 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 1:43

Your mon was calm and accepting about it so much so she was ok with washing them. Compared to the other scenarios we see on here this isn't much of a fml.

sheethapins 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:45

I thought it was pretty grape myself.

Jaythe1st 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:49

So what?

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:52

What's done in the dark always comes to the light.

honeybuncher 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 4:35

bananas are a good source of potassium.

zomnie 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 5:11

Lol my friend has those

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:13

YDI for leaving your boyfriend's boxers in YOUR bag and then making your mom do YOUR laundry.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:01

I have friends who have asked their parents repeatedly to NOT do their laundry and yet their parents continue to do so. How do you know the OP isn't in the same boat? Her mother could be the type who likes to snoop and uses things like "oh I was just getting your laundry for the was" or "oh I was just emptying your trash when I happened to find this private letter to you." You never know. Just because a parent or someone does a person's laundry does not necessarily mean that were asked to do it.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:34

exactly. my mother complains constantly about having to do my laundry, when, i have explained to her countless times that i asked her NOT to do it so she will STOP complaining, that i will get my laundry done when i need to and it will be my own fault if i dont have clean clothes because i didnt do my laundry. apparently it bothers her too much to see my clothes in my room... -_-