Put a bandaid on it or she may try to pop it when you are asleep. But you shouldn't pop them

I would be just as dissapointed as her. You don't mess with promised zits :(

Sounds like my mom. She'd usually do it on her brothers because they have a lot of acne.

fyl, your mother doesn't seem to have much for here if that is like a highlight of her week. perhaps give her a puppy to watch.

Mom is a weirdo

It's entirely your fault. I mean, why on earth did you not keep your promise??

Your mom is going somewhere, not shopping but somewhere...

This fml has concluded into some really disgusting comments

It's the little things.

Wow fyl. This may be the most fml worthy post I've seen a year.