By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 18:39 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, my mom left for a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me and made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", and bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML
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grahmagog 14

One little bead, two little beads...and this make three, how many beads can she fit inside she, four little beads, five little beads and the last one is six, tonight im sure she'll get her fix, slide them in, big one first, go on beads...do your worst, and when she begins to scream and shout...grab the string and pull em out

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Rapunzel1974 23

What you could do, if you wanted to be really evil: you could pick a new "gag gift" and then mess it up a bit to make it look like it had been heavily used. Like, dip the anal beads in chocolate pudding and then rinse them off but not completely. That would be hilarious and your mom would be going: "FML".

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MikeyScene420 17

Anal beads. Definitely anal beads. As Bam Margera has shown us, not only can they be used as a pleasure toy, they can also be used to fly a kite. Choose the anal beads.

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MaxPlain69 8

The more pressing question here is, why does your mom have a box full of sex toys on stand-by??

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cadreychasd 6

deng you have a smart ass motha..

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ehsanraza71 3

Same thing happened to me. I was eating a cone and felt something on my hand so I naturally lifted my hand up and ate the "ice cream." Also known as a wasp

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

BEADS!!!!!

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djsammyc 19

how the hell are either of them pleasurable?

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