By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 18:39 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, my mom left for a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me and made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", and bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML
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grahmagog 14

One little bead, two little beads...and this make three, how many beads can she fit inside she, four little beads, five little beads and the last one is six, tonight im sure she'll get her fix, slide them in, big one first, go on beads...do your worst, and when she begins to scream and shout...grab the string and pull em out

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Why don't you just give yourself a lil something from that box?

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venom2421 10

Take the **** ring. Leave the beads for yourself! ;)

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Eivana 37

I would have killed myself if I knew my mother owned those.

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fluffycatsdad 33

I'm assuming the bachelorette has a butt but not a ****, so I'd go with the anal beads. :P Seriously, though, GROSS!

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dawood_k 27

Choose the anal beads... They are the shit!!!

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alexsandria83 18

Who just has a box of sex toys for gag gifts in the closet! I'd be willing to bet its her own secret stash.....

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Sinkhole 26

I think that was the point of OP putting "box of gag gifts" in quotes.

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emuexport 4

I wonder who first looked at some beads and thought "wow, I think it would be great fun to stick them up my arse!!"

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rfid_fml 13

More like box of win. Make sure to pack the ball gag as well, OP!

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kaitie813 6

I was going to say this would be more awkward if OP was a boy, but I think it's just awkward no matter what gender you are.

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