By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
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You deserved it 3 544
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Zen_Mei 17

I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school

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LunaKitsune 19

I'm so sorry :( did you tell you're mom?

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Sweetpea22 14

I hope you told your mom

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Sweetpea22 14

So being sick is now cheating?

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spiritfang11237 16

If that's the case then I have some splaning to do... But I am pretty sure #27 was referring to the dad being found out.

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snapcracklepop41 3

Well he has bigger things to worry about then you missing school. Hope all works out.

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Vickyh46 8

Well he's ******. Hope you told your mum. What an arsehole.

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ImTheAlpha 30

We desperately need a sarcasm font, or an agreed-on symbol in front of sarcastic sentences.

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perdix 29

I hope you mean EX-Dad! Yeah!!

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lalaney 14

What an asshole! Now you see what his real intentions were when he didn't want you home...

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lacosh 4

I'd take a baseball bat to his **** if I were in your position.

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1dvs_bstd 41

as God is my witness, if my dad tried that, he'd have my fist up his balls!!! FYL op, get well soon, health wise and mentally!

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pmacxx 5

How does one get a fist up ones balls?

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