Health: Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out....

By maddiebauer - 26/07/2012 14:48 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

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By abcdgaf - 10/04/2022 18:00

Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML

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By TheRunaway21 - 06/04/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

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By jogginglikeitsmyjob - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 22:06 - Canada

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 12:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, while visiting my parents, I observed that I've been able to visit more often because I've avoided getting sick the whole year. My mother responded by reminding me that I need to get my act together if I'm going to lose weight and get healthier. Not the reaction I hoped for, Mom. FML

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Tact

By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By rissalynn - 15/07/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML

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By LukesSkyWalker - 22/06/2015 20:35 - United States

Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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Thursday 26 July 2012 18:53

That's kinda sad.

your_ma 27

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:54

Why are you so dead set against exercising??

Comments

chels1994 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 4:45

so do something about it. stop complaining if you're not willing to work towards improvement

coo24 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 20:27

You are pathetic

eugene89us 2

Monday 30 July 2012 8:53

You must be overweight or extremely out of shape. Please realize the risks of worsening atherosclerosis, developing disease of heart, or earning yourself a stroke. Do yourself a favor and work out!

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 1 August 2012 6:19

One word: IRONY.

Joui_fml 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:49

You probably really DO need to work out.

talloctopus 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:21

That much effort to fake it... Wow moron. With all the effort faking it you could actually go exercise... tard.

sedybear 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 11:53

Oh my lord Thats flat out pathetic I haven't laughed this hard before. your worse than a fat person on those electric scooter things

xoxoboobear 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 11:37

Geez, is it that difficult for you to work out for 20 minutes 3 times a week? You'd rather do all those things to fake working out... You could have used those effort faking it to actually work out. Lazy shit.

JessicaR92 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 1:13

How about instead of waiting your time to act like you work out you just actually work out its fun if you do it right kind of like have sex. But you are not tired afterwards.