Work: Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later,... - FML

By ShadowReiku - 23/08/2013 02:05 - United States - Odenton

Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later, I was doing homework and took a Facebook break, changing my status to "So fucking boring." I'd forgotten to log out of the business account. FML

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fishyrael 28

Saturday 24 August 2013 1:34

Hey guys. I did realize my mistake very shortly after and deleted the status before anyone caught it. My mom's business is still getting off the ground and so I would be very surprised to find out that anyone at all saw it before it was deleted. As for no one caring, my facebook is only for very close friends, so I wasn't expecting any likes or anything - just any reprieve from the dullness of what I was doing. This was not really an end of the world thing, just a little "Oh shit" moment I thought I'd share.

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robbilee 14

Friday 23 August 2013 9:16

How many people liked it?

xdissizit 16

Friday 23 August 2013 9:18

That's what Twitter is for. Updates no one cares about. Lol.

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NatalieOntheTram 11

Friday 23 August 2013 14:10

What's really "******* boring" are the statuses that let us all know how bored you are.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 23 August 2013 14:13

You especially deserved it for whining and moaning for everyone to see. Only boring people get bored!

Hutch1965 6

Friday 23 August 2013 14:24

That will teach your mom to trust a teenager with something that requires maturity and discipline.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 23 August 2013 17:35

Some teenagers can actually handle doing things that require maturity and discipline. :) I manage my riding instructor's non-profit's page, and I'd never post anything like that even on my own page.

Darren22 12

Friday 23 August 2013 15:05

you can erase it

worldclassrager 39

Friday 23 August 2013 15:55

If you are on a Facebook and not sure which one it is log out to play it safe...

olpally 32

Friday 23 August 2013 15:57

All I do on Facebook is post funny photos and sports updates, i leave the drama and bullshit off Facebook, no one cares about that shit anyways, especially women with babies, no one gives a **** 90% of the time. YDI op. idiot

lostangel5 12

Friday 23 August 2013 16:12

Ydi, because you did it to yourself. hope you didn't get into too much trouble OP!

jojoboy4444 0

Friday 23 August 2013 16:50

That's why they let you delete status updates. Have you learned your lesson? Because that was stupid.

babygrrl257 11

Friday 23 August 2013 17:04

Then delete it

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 23 August 2013 17:14

Hope this doesn't send your moms business downhill.

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