By Coffee Boy - 23/06/2012 04:55 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
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smydiwannafthata 5

Now that you alteady got the punishment, you got a free pass to do whatever you want.

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DocBastard 38

That's the extent of her midlife crisis? That's weak. I figure I'll be there in a few years. I plan to buy a Lamborghini and drive to the Playboy Mansion for a prolonged visit.

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Marteeny23 19

Yay docbastard we missed you! Are you back to stay?

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DocBastard 38

I'm not sure yet. I keep trying to go away for good, but this place keeps reeling me in like I'm a trout or something. GOD DAMN YOU, FML! GET YOUR HOOK OUT OF MY CHEEK!

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Trisha_aus 15

Then he's staying for good! Hallelujah

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starwind3438 9

Well don't COMPLETELY leave Doc. You're one of the few veterans left on this site. Also, you're one of the few really intelligent people on here that can verbally knock some sense in to the morons on here. As far as I have noticed, most of the other veterans have left. I haven't seen KaySL or Boners around in a long time.

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idoam 8

How terribly cliché. If I ever have a midlife crisis and head to the Playboy Mansion, I hope I'm getting there with my helicopter or unicycle.

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mommykrissy_05 7

DocBastard hope you stick around love seeing you knock sense into people.

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unknown_user5566 26

Sounds like a fun midlife crisis. Make sure you come pick me up when that happens; a Lamborghini ride and a trip to the Playboy mansion? Best day ever! ;)

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dsbs 9

Docbastard isn't even funny

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DocBastard 38

dsbs - When you talk about me like I'm not in the room, it hurts me and makes me cry. I see on your profile info that you're the "baddest bitch on the block". Congratulations! I do seem to recall voting for you for "bitch". I'm glad you won.

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Michael_92 20

Welcome back to FML. The site that always takes time outta your day. Anyways I hope you are here to stay, you are one of very few people who leave comments I can actually enjoy and laugh about.

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AKGirlinSD 20

Welcome back, Doc. I've missed your witty comments! I've tried to stop reading FMLs as well and I eventually get sucked back in. It happens to the best of us :-).

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minidinosaurgoes 9

Midlife crisis or bath salts... Guard your face.

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izzygarcia 0

Wow dumb bop bitch hoe!-__-

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izzygarcia 0

Text me I'll keep you company?(: 3049331550 ^.^

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pfx2_fml 15

Nobody wants to text you, attention *****.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Congrats, kid. You just got yourself a stalker. Not me, I have better things to do with my life. But I can't wager for some of the people on here.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Are you out of your mind? This was not very smart of you... Do you have any idea how many crazy people are on the internet? Oh well, if they start stalking you after this, you're on your own because YDI...

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TheVelocirabbit 10

*triple facepalm*

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masmith 4

Mothers know best!! LMMFAO

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Dallasluver19 14

That's not ALWAYS right! it's little kids that knows best! Have you ever heard, "Little kids speak the truth." I mean really! My mom is just..mom

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Driveshaft 5

She already has, the conversation just hasn't come to pass yet.

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misvenus000 4

Don't feel bad. My mom is ping through her midlife crisis and she's been selling her "readings" on eBay. She also purchased almost all paranormal equipment and drags me to cemeteries for ghost hunting. I would say no but I don't want her to go alone.

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Dallasluver19 14

Yeah um your mother is PHYSCO! ?

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missyfiona89 28

You meant, "psycho". Right?

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Dallasluver19 14

Ok.. This is embarresing.

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