By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
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Same thing different taste

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freya1998 23

Soft kitty, high kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, hazy kitty Purr, purr, purr

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TheNewGuy03 28

Now I'm thinking of a kitty that's absolutely blazed out of its mind.

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Zebediabolical 39

I've smoked pot that left a smell that was pretty much identical to cat poop.

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Oyas12 14

She must've taken an american airlines first class seat cuz she is high as shit

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carriegirl098 16

She must be pretty ******* high to think the cat was smoking with her

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Mr_anonymous21 3

how is this an fml moment, apparently you just have an awesome mom lol.

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FKLinguista 9

If you're tired of it, wait until she's high as a kite and play police siren sounds on some speakers. She'll flip out and probably never smoke pot in the house again.

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tomahawkk2468 8

How do you know what weed smells like...?

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eighthling 10

I'm guessing she was stoned when she blamed the cat.

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DaRito 25

So what? Weed doesn't smell bad and it's her choice to smoke.

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