Miscellaneous: Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never...

By karmaquestionmark - 20/11/2012 02:04 - United States - Silverton

Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

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Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 10:59

Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML

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By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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noelykins1 19

Tuesday 20 November 2012 8:44

Did you explain all of this to your mom? Well guess now if cops ever search your house you'll have no reason to be arrested. Have fun living the legal life.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 20 November 2012 8:48

What's with parents giving away their kid's items without the common decency to check with them first?

Comments

senorpapis 4

Wednesday 21 November 2012 1:12

Maybe she knows that there was money and took it all.

ccoverup 5

Wednesday 21 November 2012 2:13

Despite what was inside the box, it still sucks when someone sells your things without asking you first.

ClairM 4

Wednesday 21 November 2012 2:14

Wow you sound like a loser. YDI

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Wednesday 21 November 2012 3:44

jackpot

TcheQ 12

Wednesday 21 November 2012 3:46

Yeah, wtf, parents throwing away their children's possessions.

cyborger 1

Wednesday 21 November 2012 7:00

She better hope she sold it to the right person or else the cops are coming to your house. However since she sold it without your permission you can put the blame on her.