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By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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New hire

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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The Leftovers

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 20:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML

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Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By edulover - 01/01/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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Thanks mom

By mistake - 11/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

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madisonnnnn13 11

Monday 11 February 2013 9:25

Parenting skills at its finest....

wowlolreally 12

Monday 11 February 2013 9:26

What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too

Comments

leadawg75 12

Monday 11 February 2013 16:16

Our parents would eat along with each other great! :( sorry OP.

leadawg75 12

Monday 11 February 2013 16:24

*get

skyeyez9 24

Monday 11 February 2013 16:30

Well, are a bitch? Are you rude, take your mom for granted, treat her like crap like alot of teens do?

evil_niceguy 4

Monday 11 February 2013 16:37

Happy birthday?

Stephanopolous 0

Monday 11 February 2013 18:27

There's never a good reason to call your child names. I was called a bitch too-never will forget it. EVER.

theboy13 13

Monday 11 February 2013 20:30

Don't just be a bitch, be the bitch

509b 5

Monday 11 February 2013 22:52

Lol...that's ******* epic!

GothicAngel95 16

Monday 11 February 2013 23:32

Op tell your mother that your not a bitch but the spawn of a bitch that'll show her

outoftown 26

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:19

It's not really a rite of passage unless cake was served. No cake = not an official bitch.

CarouselHeart 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:43

Tell her it's her fault- she made you that way!

carminecris89 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:08

You should start calling her "the ****". Sorry op, your mom sounds like a definite parenting fail.

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