Kids: Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My...

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 225

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Xerosnake90 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

Dosse 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

Comments

Xerosnake90 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 31 July 2009 1:06

I'm gonna back this statement, and add that your sister is one BAMF

volleyballgirl16 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:28

haha i know right OP kids these days are getting worse but that is undeniably funny

nightDREAMERms 6

Friday 31 July 2009 4:25

Bad-Ass-Mother-F*cker

hairt 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:09

**** your sis lmao hate kids like her. she'll grow up to be a ***** like one of the mean girls. lol. better discipline her properly.

medotcom 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:45

111-she's 8, how can you say that?

MrNiceGuy518 3

Friday 17 February 2012 5:39

Ever played a video game online #117?

MrNiceGuy518 3

Friday 17 February 2012 5:41

Sorry I misread your post 117. Everybody ignore what I just wrote.

Dosse 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

goingsolo211 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:02

She must be a ginger

dRose22 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Your sister is a bad ass

seb12992 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:54

And his mom is a dumbass.

djb23 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:00

there's no way she grounded him for a month for something like that. i call shenanigans!

xiShawnx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:58

rofl shenanigans(:

lexilovesyou 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

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FabuliciousGirly 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:17

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crazieeli 0

Friday 31 July 2009 3:53

why? do you like being grounded or something? o.O

FabuliciousGirly 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:17

I wish I had a sister like tht!

jumpgurl23 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:18

wow hahaha really i feel like this one would have never been picked and alot of other ones if the Jackass crew werent picking. IM dieing from reading these. and this is something my 3 yr old sister would do. only she says **** you.