The whole premises? He could get tennis elbow from doing that!

They also have treatments for that, so he's good to go.

It ejaculated quite quickly if you ask me!

Cum now gentleman, lets **** quit while we're ahead and beat it, especially you pleonasm. I don't want to come off as a jerk, but don't push the argument with me as I am a master(de)bater. Now if you do have a sperm moment, I semen coming in the distance and could use some backup incase things get whacky. Yeah I know I was clutching for straws at the end there :P.

That was horrid. Let Pleonasm have that job..

Thank you ma'am. And I hope Ezio continues to bring you happiness

Now, now, guys, let's not all slap our dicks on the table here, this isn't a pissing contest. But I always found it quite funny to get told to stop punning via the medium of punning ;) Anyhow, no need for everyone to be so stiff about this.

Erection you may be right about this pleo, now let the bell end it all.

I hope everyone can get along and rub this one out. I know we're balls deep in frustration here, so we have to think long and hard of how to forgive. It'd be so satisfying to see a happy ending here!

Haha I love it

Spank you, #16... For nuttin.

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You're a sticky situation.

I agree, too many wankers think with their shift instead of their head. In other words "use your noodle before using your noodle".

And Numb-Lock ;)))

Sony forget the Sticky-keys. Definitely sticky keys.

****, *Don't.

I know Sony are some shady mofos, but I don't think they'd intentionally **** on all my keys! (what's wrong with your spelling today? Don't blame autocorrect!)

I dunno. Guess I'm a little rusty after taking an extended leave of absence from FML. I also noticed Keevarou is back.

Should I feel ashamed I don't know who that is? I think I'm too asocial, and this is the internet. Gosh. I feel so alone. *cries*

Don't worry Pleo, he meant Kleenex, the auto correct got him again

That makes more sense. MITM, get a grip! Err, wrong choice of words. I mean, control your discharging!

No I meant Keevarou. He goes pretty far back.

Pleonasm, you've just got to get used to being the new kid around these parts. You'll learn. ;)

I'm not new, I've lurked for years :'( Just not well enough, I guess.

MWell, since were all reminiscing here, I really miss Flockz and wish Freeze would comment more often along with KaySL...l

I'd probably want to know if someone was jerking off and using my things too, at least so i'd know to replace it or wash it

In that case 44, I've been jerking off and using all of your things. You're welcome. Not for telling you, but for the act itself.