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By period_probs - 16/12/2014 01:23 - United States - King George

Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
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haliacc 17

If you've never had those symptoms you should consider yourself lucky! I know people who have all!

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patrickeli 15

Better thank your lucky stars for that one.

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sushiemoji 9

I never get cramps or bloating or any of that either, I just get a really heavy flow sometimes.

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underscoreguy 8

I remember those days when I have to run to convenience stores on midnights because my ex finishes a box a day O_O

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Lei_Aili 18

I get cramps, bloating, mood swings, AND excruciatingly painful diarrhea. So **** you.

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PhantomFollower 20

Well don't be sarcastic,'OP. Niether you nor your mother can help the specific genetic code that created those specific symptoms.

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xxreikoxx 31

Ouch, OP. That really does suck. :/ I'm the same way...minus the diarrhea part. I'm so sorry.

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aimzskee 30

I wouldn't call any female at that time of the month lucky.

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HeartYou101 31

Me and my mother are the same! Before I was on the Pill though, I used to nearly faint with the pain and I vomited from it a few times before too...Now it's just diarrhea and I miss like 3 days of college a month because of it

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sophscrupsky 8

I have cramps,bloating,mood swings and a heavy period. Thanks mom

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evilamoebaattack 20

i used to have a pathetic time but i lost like 25 pounds and now i have an easy-peasy three day period. constipation may happen though :/

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