Work: Today, my mom told me that Walmart had called and I had an interview...

By Jake - 07/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, my mom told me that Walmart had called and I had an interview at 9:30. I went to Walmart. They told me they didn't have any interviews set up. I went back home and listened to the voice-mail on her cellphone. It was the Subway in Walmart. I've been looking for a job for 3 months. FML

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By issue - 07/09/2018 01:30

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By WTF. - 03/08/2019 20:00

Today, I was interviewed by a WalMart employee for a position in their pharmacy. I didn't get the job. I was more qualified than the woman who gave me the interview. FML

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By collegekidproblems - 30/06/2016 19:35 - United States

Today, I have put in many job applications and had many interviews for a variety of positions all of which I am highly qualified for. Today, I heard back from all but one that I am overqualified. Welcome to Walmart. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00 - Taiwan - Taichung

Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By kelster - 29/09/2019 06:01

Today, my roommate has a job interview. He only applied to the job yesterday. Meanwhile, I've been out of work for three weeks. I've applied to at least ten jobs. I have yet to get a call-back from any of them. FML

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By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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By Pho_Rheal - 25/09/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had a job interview today after being unemployed for months. I left early but a stranger's giant SUV had me blocked in for over 2 hours. I called to explain the situation in the hope that I would be given another interview slot later in the week. I was told I clearly didn’t want the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 03:31 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

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melonrind 8

Wednesday 7 March 2012 16:21

You should always double check those types of things instead of taking (even your mom's!) word for it!!

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 7 March 2012 16:22

You gave them your mother's mobile number?

Comments

geordielass 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 21:42

I think this shows why you're unemployed.

dharmaxxx 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:41

sounds like you don't know who you applied for because your mommy did it for you..

lhamil64_fml 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:16

Unless your mom applied for the job for you, wouldn't you be expecting a call from the Subway in Walmart and not Walmart itself? Unless of course you applied to both, but then you should have thought of that and checked with subway too.

obri98 10

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:16

Cuz working at Walmart is soooo much better than working at subway! I'm just saying. I don't see much of an improvement there.

coried91 28

Thursday 8 March 2012 2:51

It's better than nothing when you need money.

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:48

Oh well better luck next time! :) hang in there don't give up! And I didn't know wal-marts had Subway chains in them the ones in Texas have a Mc Dinalds

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:50

Mc Donald's (damn auto correct)

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:24

Dude I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time.

robman5 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:47

What city was it in?

33loveyou 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:31

U have a subway in Walmart ?!?? Awesome ! I'm jealous

centaurel 6

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:59

You should have listened to the voicemail yourself, so it's your own fault. I've been looking for a job since I graduated last May, so three months is hardly worth worrying about.