Miscellaneous: Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle...

By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

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By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By elmalo68 - 20/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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ollie179 21

Friday 14 October 2011 8:47

Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Friday 14 October 2011 8:49

How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.

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born12l8 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 11:24

What a bitch, make it into a bullseye xD

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:32

Oh damn. She might pretend to see it and throw away all your sexy shirts. What a shame.

Haiana04 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:18

momma for the win! XD

nastyness 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 15:03

Aerosol hairspray removes sharpie...

sweetheartslim 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:34

My stepmother is just like that... What is it with some people?

caity878 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:23

Why did u just sit there while ur mom was drawing on ur boobs? I dont want ppl drawing on my boobs...-_-

alival 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:03

She just doesnt want u to dress like a silly lil ho!!!

joshua88wa 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:38

She is a crazy bitch

chronick89 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:40

Haha she's probably a young teen with huge knickers and her mom wants to protect her innocence or she's just a ****

haniam16 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:10

rub some hand sanitizer on it.

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