Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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syki 22

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

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Lilcris11 5

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

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anonymuse_fml 31

You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

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tantanpanda 26

Uh, I think you mean OP's mother.

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anonymuse_fml 31

Princess Bride reference... would be said TO the mother...

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ChopSuey444 20

It's so sad when you have to come back to explain your own reference.

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anonymuse_fml 31

#70 - especially such an epic reference. I am now sad because I think it is showing my age... and I am not even that old. lol

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Taolan 23

If it makes you feel worse, I used "Inconceivable!" in a FB group and had multiple people almost instantly respond recognizing the reference. :3

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anonymuse_fml 31

Apparently FML is the wrong forum for TPB references :(

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syki 22

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

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ea247 20

I bet she's naked under those clothes, that ****!

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h00tzForOsi 20

Op's mom showers naked too! That hypocritical ****!

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youdontsay123456 21

You mean, *gasp* you don't shower with clothing on?

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interesting33 36

You mean you take your underwear off to pee - you don't just let it filter through the clothing?!!! What a disgrace!

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brenton490 19

Did you tell her" Mom I'm not a **** I'm just a commando!".

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Dawnoftime 12

A parents pursuit to reform their child's actions only ends at the grave.

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HarmoniousMe 11

everything in our lives ends in the grave.

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Debt doesn't.

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never_three 21

#34, nah it just gets transferred to the next of kin. Your family gets your debt, my nana is still paying off all my papas credit card debt.

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anonymuse_fml 31

#43 I pay insurance on my student debt so if I die, the debt is cleared.

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Tripartita 44

I tend to agree with her, OP. I don't believe in sleeping naked before you've married your bed. Are you at least engaged?

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HarmoniousMe 11

or at least in a seriously committed relationship? maybe a domestic partnership?

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UserError94 18

We can only hope she used sheets for protection

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drchinky888 9

Leave her and run away. I don't think she values you. Just kidding, she would be overprotective for you.

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hipposteve 21

Your mom is hating :P give her a snickers

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cole66 14

hey, she is the one who got in bed with a man.

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