By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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ollie179 21

Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.

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GratteKi 2

That sucks. I would wash it off the wear a shirt that would be wayyyy too low

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jefffluffingham 5

#37 why do you think she's like that? evolution. anyway, its totally inefficient. unless the OP never showers.

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vinathi 9

You had to have been wearing something revealing for her to do that. Make sure it doesn't happen again

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uniongirl02 0

Keep your ta-ta's in. Your mom doesn't want you to be a *****.

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redredblood1 7

she just doesn't want you to look like a ***** :D

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redredblood1 7

^^ this person is one who has nothing but lo-cut shirts.

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11mandy80 6

Moms know best dont they! Lol, thats sorta creepy though

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hewro_failure 11

Time to get a lock for your closet

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