Miscellaneous: Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle...

By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

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By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By elmalo68 - 20/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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ollie179 21

Friday 14 October 2011 8:47

Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Friday 14 October 2011 8:49

How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.

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enonymous 8

Friday 14 October 2011 9:50

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Freeze_fml 16

Friday 14 October 2011 9:52

Nothing wrong with looking classy.

Fountainel 0

Friday 14 October 2011 9:56

Then make sure the bottom of your boobs are showing then you can say to your mom hey, you can't see the circle

Enslaved 36

Friday 14 October 2011 10:07

Then the mom will just get out the red marker again. Think McFly think! Lol

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 14 October 2011 14:18

he was going for humor, not logic... well, I thought it was funny.... *slinks away*

Gerrito 0

Friday 14 October 2011 10:03

Breasts, breasts, breasts, beasts! Wait, what was this all about?

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:08

It was about boobies. Which are awesome.

yamatelle 19

Friday 14 October 2011 10:11

She is trying to protect you. **** are probably one of the only things that men look down upon and still approve.

lrr11 0

Friday 14 October 2011 10:24

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rattusrattus 18

Friday 14 October 2011 10:28

When I was a kid I gave myself a 'tattoo' with permanent marker. It washed off after a week, which is good because I don't have to live with a terribly-drawn pikachu for the rest of my life. So, OP, you will probably lose the line after a shower or two. However, FYL for having an immature mother who can't just say "you are NOT leaving the house like that". I would be disturbed if anyone but my partner touched my breasts - even to just draw a line.

mspeacock 6

Friday 14 October 2011 19:27

It's her mom.. "disturbed" cuz your mother touched you? Are you 12? We're not talking molestation.. Just a mom who doesn't want her daughter looking like a *****. I say kudos to the mom for stepping up and being a responsible parent.