By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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ollie179 21

Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.

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Shippo454 10

I hope not too much of your wardrobe is now trash. On the bright side, you wont have to worry about awkward clothing malfunctions anymore.

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Sierz 0

Unless she wears something a bit see through but her mom didn't see it and she goes to school for everybody to see the red circles showing through her shirt...awkward

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

How old are you? If your under 18 then she has every right. Her house, her rules.

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randomreader2315 4

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Sierz 0

Sticker visible, look like dumbass, mom gets pissed. Problem.

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samsea 5

Just use soap not that hard to figure out.

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unclebunny 7

Who exactly puts stickers on their chests? Maybe a five year old.

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zebraface 15

Anti-tramp stamp. Genius.

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Poetaster 10

What, no aspirin between the knees??

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Enslaved 36

Wow, I haven't heard that expression in a while!(: I'm sure it's on the mom's short list.

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RedPillSucks 31

She has to leave room for Jesus... what? Wrong metaphor?

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Sierz 0

Wish my mom would do this to my sister! But seriously, if the circle is too high, then wash it off, and draw it lower if she checks for it :p

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zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

Your spelling is sketchy.

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