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I hope not too much of your wardrobe is now trash. On the bright side, you wont have to worry about awkward clothing malfunctions anymore.
Unless she wears something a bit see through but her mom didn't see it and she goes to school for everybody to see the red circles showing through her shirt...awkward
Mothers know best.
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Show it anywaySticker visible, look like dumbass, mom gets pissed. Problem.
Just use soap not that hard to figure out.
Who exactly puts stickers on their chests? Maybe a five year old.
Wow, I haven't heard that expression in a while!(: I'm sure it's on the mom's short list.
Wish my mom would do this to my sister! But seriously, if the circle is too high, then wash it off, and draw it lower if she checks for it :p
Wear short mini-skirts instead.
You must have amazing breasts
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Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.