By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 005
You deserved it 6 079
November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

350 16
TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

232 11

Comments

xCocobirdx 0

Watermelon isn't unhealthy xD your mom should be proud instead of being concerned lol.

41 3
iAmScrubs 19

I feel your pain man! I've been doing nothing for two months other than listening to death metal music and eating watermelon. That feeling of getting the daily fix is nothing short of priceless.

83 3
xCocobirdx 0

Actually, this makes me want to diet on watermelon. It's so good and it's healthy :D

33 3
dreamering 16

Don't go in Japan. You'll be bankrupt within a month.

45 5
FMLaddict20 5

i cant imagine what shed do if u got hooked on candy...

8 15
BIEBERSLAYER 10

there are way too many names for crack these days.

144 2
beginnersluck 0

at least watermelon isn't illegal right? soo you're good for now.

21 4
borkchop1992 15

are you black?

1 1