Health: Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:49

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:42

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

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rocker135 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:01

that sounds like a serious addiction better call the specialist

green_eggs_and_h 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:03

Stay strong my friend and eventually you'll be free from the heavy chains of watermelon addiction that bind to your miserable life. I recently broke free from my addiction to honeydew.

foilindo 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:04

tell the counselor that you hate watermelon. just to see how your mom is going to react!!! lol. I don't think that she'll pay for a second visit!! lol

kduubb 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:07

she should be happy that your addicted to watermelon & not somethan else..

PeachyJinx 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:10

I'm probably gonna get dissed for this but w.e lol you're either black or have been in a past life haha i'm jkn but really you couldn't choose pineapples or peaches? Watermelon is nasty D: