By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
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Same thing different taste

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wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

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aznpeaks 7

nietzche said "god is dead and we killed him"... either your mother is into philosophy or she's really hurtful

Ugh, every holiday is pagan these days. I could not care less. I just want a good excuse to eat chocolate and Marshmallow Peeps.

Religion is for people who are scared of going to hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there.

Suddenly learning paganism came first and people like her killed the bunny first

Aren't crazy Christians hilarious? >_< I knew a guy who didn't let his kids read/watch Harry Potter because it was "unnatural and unrealistic" o_O

It is pagan, though. So is Christmas. And other stuff.

Not saying that she should have told them that the Easter bunny is dead, but it actually is tied back to pagan stuff