Intimacy: Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have...

By Noname - 21/02/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Kiebland 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 15:32

imthedude, Noname is the default.

UnicornPukePink 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:30

I hope this was sarcasm...

Comments

afroshinizzle 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:21

Lol

life_is_good_ 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:31

At least your mom has a sense of humor. mine would have dragged my naked body to church.

foolinwho_05 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:11

damn. lol...

mightaswelllive 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:21

uh this is from an episode of united stated of tara. good job loser.

rajput 17

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:20

and wtf is that?

source_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 17:34

#31 I'd say you're more of a loser for knowing that. What's "united stated of tara" anyway?

zaadam2 5

Monday 2 March 2009 9:29

You may have taken that the wrong way but what she said was most likely the truth. Most people's first time at having sex is very short as they just aren't used to it. I've only had sex with 1 person in my life and I remember the day I lost my virginity to her like it was yesterday. She had told me going into it that most guys don't last that long in their first time (that should have been the first and ONLY red flag for me as she ended up dumping me to **** one of my good friends) but, to my pleasant surprise, I lasted for hours (about 5-6 actually) straight. Best time of my life. Most likely you wouldn't have lasted long but thats not to say you wouldn't have had an experience like me. And FYI, the next time you try to have sex with a girl, do it when your parents aren't home. and close the doors and garage doors and everything else so they have to make a racket when they walk in, giving you ample time for you and your girlfriend to put all your clothes back on ;)

Randen_fml 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 6:32

let me get this straight. you only ever had sex and it lasted 5+ hours? best time of your life? and you haven't done it again Hahaha WTF makes no sense.