By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
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Keevarou 17

She was in the middle of a lecture.. So that's usually where the concentration goes somestimes, at least for me. But hey, she cares about you, that's a good thing anyway, an you are aware of your surroundings, so it should be fine. In worst case, just tell your mom that, then it would be ok

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TatMan15 10

That's embarrassing for her. She should take her own advice

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blcksocks 19

Buy some drugs, give them to your mom and then you don't have to worry about these long lectures lol

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blcksocks 19

That really depends on what kind of drugs.

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hahauRrcool 0

I am, siding with the prolonged, rambling.

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emeraldisle 30

This is definitely a "do as I say, not as I do" moment.

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DocBastard 38

But you DIDN'T notice the car explosion and the 17 naked eunuchs playing Twister right behind you. So NOW who's observant, hmmm?

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KaanTech 0

You suck docbastard, yes your commet was full of shit that didnt happened. And it was not even funny or amusing! Breace yourselfes here comes the thump down rage by fans of docbastard

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Shadowvoid 33

Spelling is the key to a successful rage message... And accept the docs humor lol. He is just lightening the mood. I got a chuckle out of it.

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Eiregal2 10

^but did YOU! notice Elvish shaking his thang in your direction? l

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TheLadyOpal 30

Well, of course she wouldn't notice - she was a bit preoccupied with talking to you! She doesn't have eyes in the back of her head, you know :)

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SloppyFlamingo 4

Mom's always have eyes in the back of their heads.

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Enslaved 36

Those drug dealers must be extra stupid because Walmart normally have video cameras everywhere.

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stormchaser24 24

How did you know it was a drug dealer? Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless you saw him deal drugs.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Right, the junkie-looking fellow and the shady drug-dealer looking guy are obviously exchanging cake recipes, not dealing drugs. Amazing logic!

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BunBunBabe 8

No it's ok it's proven, unless it's an officer, old people never notice drug deals

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

^ That made me laugh so hard haha. Love it.

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soggy_waffles 3

You deserve it for going to Wal-Mart.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh right, having an oblivious mom is obviously the work of Wal-Mart. You're so smart./sarcasm

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Hey, Wal-Mart is sexy. It's the people who **** it up.

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