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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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Puppy love

By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2020 02:08 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my mother woke up again in a bad mood due to the quarantine and went off on how us siblings complain about each other all the time. Truth is, she's the one complaining non stop about whichever sibling is not in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Monday 16 May 2016 7:07

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"

LoveDemon 19

Monday 16 May 2016 7:11

Well then, it's a good thing that you atleast have your dog to cheer you up through such days... :)

Comments

HeartYou101 31

Monday 16 May 2016 11:21

The other day, my friend's and me came to the conclusion that either women just go crazy after they have their first kid or they have baby brain for the rest of their lives...The level of crazy/baby brain depends on the woman!

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 16 May 2016 12:02

A woman's brain does actually change after having a child, but what you mean is silly and sexist.

HeartYou101 31

Monday 16 May 2016 12:24

Okay, but I didn't mean for it to be sexist actually, lol! But, it is silly, because it was a bit of lunchtime banter between friends and we came up with the conclusion after joking about how all of our mother's act bizarre sometimes, so relax PC Principal! Father's probably act the same as well, I don't know, I haven't seen mine much, so I can't relate...

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 16 May 2016 11:38

I miss my Mother..

scottishoatmeal 22

Monday 16 May 2016 12:00

You need to get your shit, get your dog and get out!

bookworm2345 11

Monday 16 May 2016 12:20

lmao. sounds like my mom. but she barges in to bitch about me not coming out of my room. at least u have ur dog for company. I'm not allowed any pets.