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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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KeannaLove 32

That's favoritism at it's best.

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erl1996_fml 6

What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..

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EduJav321 24

She's increasing your chances at reproduction!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Because having sex is the only thing that matters in life, right? To quote Lex Luthor: WRONG!!!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Buy her adult diapers for her birthday

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akg98 13

Its the thought tht counts ??????????.....srry

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musicluvr2000 11

Hey at least you got something right?

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dansco 24

Too much chocolate can cause acne so she's actually been nice to you! ;)

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leilaostara 1

Actually, it's candy that gives you spots, chocolate doesn't do anything.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

What's so bad about that? You should be happy!

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perdix 29

You've already eaten too much candy -- that's why you needed the acne meds.

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amanda_447 0

Aww, she was only trying. I hope you thanked her.. I'm pretty sure mothers have feelings too...

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redneckEMT21 2

Look at it this way, your mother is helping you by attempting to add on to Your daily hygiene regiment to keep you beautiful, while Giving your siblings candy and movies is encouraging them to be lazy and speeding up the process of an acne breakout. Your clearly the favorite of the family

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