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hey, less sweets and clear skin. give it a shot. you should go pick up "treats" for everyone and get her some weightloss pills if you ever wanted to get her back lol.
She cares about your skin!
Is it wrong that I'd rather have the acne medication?
Wow that sucks but look on the bright side, atleast you got something more expensive she likes you more.
Well did you want to be fat AND have acne?
Thats ****** up...but HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Where I live acne ointments and the such cost a lot more than a candy bar. I wish I didn't have to pay for my facial cleanser.
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That's favoritism at it's best.
What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..