Intimacy: Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 867

You deserved it 2 745

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By oops - 09/02/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 399

You deserved it 8 868

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 099

You deserved it 2 791

By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 235

You deserved it 2 464

Projection much, Mom?

By Anonymous - 10/12/2022 14:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 667

You deserved it 240

TMI mom!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 16:00

Today, my drunk mom informed me that out of all my potential brothers and sisters she’s swallowed over the years she’s "glad" I’m the one she "accidentally drooled onto her crotch, swam up her fanny and invaded" her "virgin egg." This kind of shit is why I moved out at 16 and still have a therapist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 549

You deserved it 154

By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 450

You deserved it 4 233

Me is what matters

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 05:01

Today, my mother once again interrupted me and talked over me, as though I wasn't saying anything at all. Then she wondered why I remained quiet after she was done talking about her mother doing that. Must run in the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 440

You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 162

You deserved it 13 914

Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 694

You deserved it 146

Family denial

By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 06:00

Today, after years of being guilted for never attending family gatherings, I told my aunt that seeing her son’s face is triggering for me, because he sexually assaulted me as a child and our family swept it under the rug, and acted like it never happened. She told me to grow up, and hasn’t said a word to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 948

You deserved it 155

Bijaglo 3

Friday 5 August 2011 16:14

That's pretty disturbing..

icyfire617 10

Friday 5 August 2011 17:49

Today is also the day I'm staying inside. 0_o

Comments

prince122 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:34

42 looks like spock( I'm sorry if I spelled that wrong)

ukrage 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 10:59

MILF!!!

BallsFace 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:49

OP's mom bothered to count?

cuddlebunny3548 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:09

your mom must have a NICE ass then ;)

FatMan23 10

Monday 8 August 2011 20:48

Giggity

missykrissy1984 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:10

whats disturbing is she is actually counting how many times she has beeb groped

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:01

Your family is messed up dude. FYL.

wizjtheawesome 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:14

Today, I went over to my boyfriends house. When I arrived I was greeted by his mother. She said hi and invited me in, then she called up to him, "Jake, another one of your ugly girlfriends are here, wait, isn't that the 3rd one today?" FML