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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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Some taken

By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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Ireallylikehugs 7

Friday 3 October 2014 21:12

Ran in to that one XD

megamandude455 10

Sunday 26 October 2014 18:00

Your mom sounds like she makes no sense at all.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 9 November 2014 1:33

Her come back was dumb. I'm sorry you have to deal with her.

the_rad_brad47 18

Saturday 11 April 2015 4:30

Great comeback bad timing

merkos 5

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:11

Should've said "not even if you were the last person on earth"

awesumous 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:38

OMG. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS, WHO CARES IF UR LEZ!!!! SHE IS YOUR MOTHER, SHE SHOULD LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!

Jeremiah722 19

Sunday 13 September 2015 4:22

I'm sorry for the argument, but you left yourself open for that comeback

walker9879 25

Saturday 31 October 2015 19:59

Slap her

yahtzeesouls 12

Wednesday 6 April 2016 21:22

I'm going to assume that your mother is probably homophobic, judging by her reaction and inform you of how to one up her. 1. Bring an extremely anti-homophobic person home with you 2. Watch them duke it out 3. Popcorn and laughs

kirbo2 21

Saturday 20 August 2016 14:11

Do straight people want to **** their opposite sex parent?

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Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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