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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 493

You deserved it 10 075

By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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You deserved it 11 179

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 341

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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You deserved it 3 886

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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You deserved it 518

Some taken

By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 908

You deserved it 7 205

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 3 213

By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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You deserved it 5 933

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Top comments

marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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mad_hatter0666 22

Friday 15 October 2010 5:37

your mom is disgusting and is a prime example of close minded, red neck, right wing Christian America.

Mpsteve13 7

Friday 5 November 2010 18:41

you're ******* stupid. she didn't put a second would

makann 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:53

I agree wiff Steve she said you'd probly like to.... there isn't another would stupid

sloppyflow 1

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:19

yep but this is a respond made for #1which he put double would

Shadowhand1997 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:51

Hahah owned, totally suport u tho I'm bi :) live long and prosper V

Lingonberry668 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:58

Lmfao ^^ so simple yet so funny! xP

beaglegun2009 4

Monday 7 March 2011 5:31

I'd do the same thing if I was your mom..... you stupid lesbo!

PhotoshopPuppy 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:30

..............seriously? ...............

killz041 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 22:41

my mother cried.. then asked about the 'mechanics' of things... that was a weird brunch..

thefmlinator 10

Wednesday 13 April 2011 23:34

Win I'm sorry but that is a Win

thefmlinator 10

Wednesday 13 April 2011 23:37

Win I'm sorry but that is a Win

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Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML

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Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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Today, after four years of infertility, my wife and I found out our miracle pregnancy was going to be a boy; our first child. Twenty minutes later, we found out our child has a terminal genetic condition, and will die in the next 4 weeks. FML

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Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML

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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML

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Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML

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