Miscellaneous: Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me...

By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By struckbystarzz - 27/03/2015 13:12 - United States - Taunton

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

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By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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Monday 25 May 2009 12:21

I think there should be an additional category named "Mom".

Serial 2

Monday 25 May 2009 12:04

those lines do get pretty long

Comments

pleasetryagain 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:45

People get so embarrassed when it's announced that they MIGHT PEE OR POOP. It's completely natural. Get over yourself. When you spend over a year cleaning up some screaming little monster's shit, like your mom did, you'll get over it too.

yer_maw 1

Monday 25 May 2009 16:49

#3 excellent idea and oh god :| Poor you

Yugaboo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:03

She could have done it more discreetly but at least you know she cares! Besides, you just had to act like you didn't know her

madam_mayham 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:06

Doesn't she know that the public bathroom and the locker room bathrooms aren't one and the same? Also it's not that big of a deal..everybody has to potty sometime and it sucks when there is a long line. I think you're being overly sensitive even for a teenager.

maggie_gxx 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:16

hey my mom would do that too. shes just looking out for me. i mean its better you be embarassed by your mom than pee your pants!! now THAT would be embarassing. and why is the grammar so bad in the fmls lately?? its "AT a swim meet.." she came up to you AT a swim meet. arrgh.

dan81892 2

Monday 25 May 2009 17:47

i agree with #3, maybe parents though instead of just mom.

jeanniner 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:06

haha my mom still says "potty" to me. "Jeannine, you really should go potty now since were gonna be in the car a while." I think it's funny.

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:11

Psh, my mum still refers to a penis as a "wee wee," and I'm in my twenties. They just hang on to that stuff. She was just looking out for you. Better to be a little embarrassed than piss yourself.

rxxk 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:22

Haha, that's quite funny. FYL :)

ilackeffort 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:43

17 and pretty damned illiterate at that... besides swimming, do u actually go to class? It's pretty easy to ignore something randomly shouted from the bleachers when at a sporting event. Stop skipping class