By bobjope - 28/02/2015 04:14

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Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML
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benikora 8

Well if you learnt necromancy you wouldn't have to commit necrophillia

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Voij 16

And what makes "necromancy" all that much more appropriate to discuss than "necrophilia"? If anything, only one of them can actually occur outside of fiction. Sooo...

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LeBandit 20

for both to happen one must "raise" something

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sousaphonist 14

...why did she wasn't too talk about necromancy in the first place?

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abbylouise_x3 7

When playing Skyrim I hope we're practicing necromancy & not being necrophiliacs. That wouldn't be too pretty.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I'm 100% sure they have mods for that.

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Izabushel 65

My husband was telling people his mother was having a corneal transplant when she was actually having a cataract removed. I explained the difference.

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glasshouse 4

so does that you are practicing one or the other lol

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feven 32

OP's Mom: But Jesus did it all the time in the bible! OP: Mom what the ****?!

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Gauzy21 12

Some people conversations go to the weirdest places.

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Vestin 18

There's a difference? I guess that book I've picked up might not be a fantasy novel after all o_o'....

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