By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

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Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her ****.

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toongler 23

oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

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Melix 31

Oh dear. OP I'm sorry about that. At least she appreciates your penis, right?

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EvilTurtle 35

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!

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13ky13 20

But it's tough to get to England in a row boat.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

1-not sure why you're in the negative while 2 is in the positive. ..total logic.

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hamrtym 15

Because he second guessed it. confidence is key especially when talking about yiur dick. Also, I made a typo and I'm not going to correct it. Cus I have a big dick and little things don't matter.

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kingsabbo 10

Is she really though?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Doesn't matter, had handjob...

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toongler 23

oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

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FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her ****.

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Classy_Sassy15 18

Great come back but small breasts are amazing!!!

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FreshToDeathEf 12

I never said they weren't great! I love all boob sizes :D

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money2g 7

Assuming they are small, if not then that comeback isn't going to work.

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Gillett 23

No, you should say her brain, or contribution to your relationship.

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JMichael 25

I personally enjoy boobs that fit in the palms of my hands.

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tygerarmy 35

I'd have replied "Even a 747 looks small when flying into the Grand Canyon."

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little_one 20

Couldn't have said simple things in life...

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Dovahkiin_1997 22

It's not necessarily the size, it's how you use it ;)

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shepp626 11

Women that don't enjoy getting torn and bleeding every time they have sex.

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cantik20 5

Woman ****** have the depth too you know. The average of the depth is 3-5 inches, and when its aroused add 2-3 inches more approximately.

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CitricAcid 21

Man, what a dick... that pun was so lame that I deserve to be exiled from the FML community forever

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liamk_26 16

If she doesn't appreciate it some else will

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appletreee 30

But she is appreciating.. That's the point of the FML..

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BlondePsycho 43

Zing! Where does your girlfriend do her standup?

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