Intimacy: Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent,...

By Christina - 29/06/2012 05:31 - United States - Aurora

Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a year and a half. Thanks, Mom. I can never unhear that. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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Not now, mother!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 04:00 - United States - Sayville

Today, after nearly two months of no sex, I got cockblocked by an unexpected visit by my mother. FML

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By linn - 27/09/2012 20:14 - United States

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

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Mommy's best boy

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 04:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML

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Mommy issues

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 00:00

Today, the older I get, the more I realise my mom has screwed up my ability to have sex. She used to beat me if she thought I was having impure thoughts, and though she died years ago, when I try to have sex with my girlfriend I hear mom's voice in my head and I go limp. I can’t even masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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TMI Mom

By Why - 30/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I had the pleasure of listening to my mom tell me about how her and my dad's weight loss has helped them get more into it when they're being intimate. Suddenly I wish my parents were fat again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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KBeatz 5

Friday 29 June 2012 12:06

It's moments like this when the neuralyzer from Men in Black would be legit.

plaguer 26

Friday 29 June 2012 12:04

I'm sure your father would be more upset to know that you know. Better to only hear about it than actually have it done to you.

Comments

kitsune3 20

Friday 6 July 2012 0:07

Why the hell does it matter if he's impotent? Are they trying to have another kid or something?

kaybear949 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 6:31

You poor thing:)

missamree 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:53

So FYL because your mother had enough trust in you to tell you something so personal? It's probably hard for her suddenly having no sex. You people are immature if you find sex between older people gross, sex is natural, and I think if you're still able to have it, you should. I really feel bad for OP's mother. You're a jerk, OP, and I hope your mother decides to never tell you anything again.

missamree 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 20:03

Oh and to the people saying, "at least they aren't having sex", you're just as stupid, your parents had to have sex to conceive you. Maybe they should have though that one through. I wish my parents were still in love and could have a happy and healthy relationship, which includes sex. Ungrateful children is all you ever see anymore.