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By Radioo - 18/01/2010 09:00 - United States

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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Alas, poor little dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 10:34 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML

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By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML

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hedgehogs 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:16

Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it? Poor rabbit.

perdix 29

Monday 18 January 2010 17:19

Shame on you! You should get a boyfriend to munch your carpet, not a little bunny. You're going to have a hard time getting a guy interested in your patchy carpet, so you should probably just shave "down there" and start all over again.

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myliferox247 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:10

lol

LightWater 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:33

Eat the rabbit. Rabbit is tasty.

krnmafia92 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:08

It's a carpet-filled rabbit. Do you like ingesting carpet?

LightWater 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:12

No, but I would imagine that as I tend to eat muscle, rather than the gastrointestinal tract of the animals I consume that this would be less of an issue.

peace7love2FML 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 3:37

Thatss Nasty.

minnieminroe 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:47

stupid rabbit

mexicutioner123 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:36

silly wabbit

schpanki 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:03

Today, I was casually eating a carpet when I started to feel funny. I later discovered that rabbits cant eat carpets. I'm a rabbit. FML.

hedgehogs 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:16

Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it? Poor rabbit.

beachycat 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:24

This. Why wasn't the rabbit in the cage? This could have been easily prevented

Katherinemma87 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:15

They coulda let it out for an afternoon and not noticed that it was snacking at the carpet till too late.

firecopy 6

Monday 18 January 2010 16:18

carpet?

riax 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:14

Yes, the soft thing that we sometimes walk on

cazzieeee 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:19

this is terrible. I'm sorry :(

YoungE 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:24

in tha rabbits defense, it knew no better, for the OP there is none

elishaax 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:24

poor rabbit D; fyl

Julianneisasmurf 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:39

aww that totally sucks :( RIP rabbit :

Vurban 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:42

Carpetmuncher. =) Sorry bout your rabbit though.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 18 January 2010 16:46

A rabbit munching carpet... I just had a great idea for a **** movie!

Boddmon 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:49

I'll be the rabbit!

JulzKay 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:10

Yes, I definitely thought of a sexual innuendo when I saw this, too. O_O

BlueTwist89 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:50

Wow, you totally deserve this. You should've been watching your rabbit. If you saw him eating the carpet you should've stopped him. Also, you can give I'm sure there was something you could have given your rabbit that was similar to exlax. Next time try not to be so negligent. Poor rabbit :(.

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