Work: Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to....

By Username - 26/09/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

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Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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crazychick1269 7

Monday 26 September 2011 12:01

Feel happy your mother cares and loves you:)

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 26 September 2011 12:02

Maybe she is just trying to say "Hi" to everyone in your class. Or she could be just checking out some ass.

Comments

mustardcat 1

Monday 26 September 2011 18:24

Maybe u forgot to take ur lunchbox?

RhuLynette 8

Monday 26 September 2011 18:32

LMAO that's hilarious! you poor thing!! but it is a parents jobs to embarrass, i can't wait to have children so i can do to them what my parents did to me!!

bankrupt 15

Friday 30 September 2011 1:50

See, now that's scary, No. 46. Your goal in childrearing is to do the awful things that were done to you to your kids. Parenting is not about taking one's "turn" at humiliating offspring.

Rasetsu 10

Monday 26 September 2011 18:46

This sounds like something my mom would do. I took her for granted all through my childhood, but now that I am 18 and in university, I miss her. :( You have an awesome mother. Appreciate that!