By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
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CoachBangWhore 5

That's why you don't let a toddler get to second base on you

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insaneygolover 9

You let a 2 month old duck on your neck to the point they gave u a hickey?!

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Ugh, do u just hate accusers who don't get all the story??

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mookiemookie01 24

They really should calm down and not jump to conclusions

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Iniezian 18

Why is it even your mother's business if you have a hickey? Judging by what you've told us, you're obviously in a committed relationship and independent. How is your sex life any of her business?

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SunshineX7 17

Hungry enough to resort to cannibalism...scary. Feed the baby!

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worldclassrager 39

Well that didn't work out...not one thing to your favor...but it seems like your boyfriend didn't leave yo

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doglover100 28

She needs to mind her own business.

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ryuprincesd 0

Why did you let a child suck on your neck.....weird

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starsierra 15

I need a followup unless there is one then tell mev

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