Intimacy: Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that... - FML

By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

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Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

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Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

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Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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Confidential

By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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Meri_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 14:48

Never send nude pictures to anyone. Lesson learned.

csigabajnok 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 15:44

If he loves sharing so much than he'll be enlightened by your idea of sharing your knowledge of the "How to break up with your boyfriend in a nasty way" guide that you've read recently

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jmann1996 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:01

if you want to make that one more ill pay a quarter ;)

varmanis 0

Friday 4 March 2011 4:25

Danget I want the pic send it too me lol.

gamecocks1 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:07

^ win

Bubbleisious 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:14

sharing is caring!!!!! :)

crazyrunnergirl 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:20

YDI! your and idiot for sending a nude picture of yourself. don't say " it was only for him" because when you take a pic of something like that IT NEVER GOES AWAY

mcxhunni 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 16:54

agree completely!

upyourzlolz 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 4:56

Aww! that's so CUTE.

ThisRandomChild 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:03

Thats why I only let mine see IRL not over text

cjmeowz 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:19

no sexting

shinshoku13 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:47

That was stupid of you

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