Love: Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and...

By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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It was fun while it lasted

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my toxic mother-in-law's retirement plans include moving in with us when she gets old. The death glares I’m getting from my wife right now are so worth the satisfaction I got from telling that evil old bat I’d burn the house down first before I let her move into it with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

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saraitkddh 47

Wednesday 10 December 2014 20:06

It is obvious that she is doing this out if evil intentions so maybe try to put her in a nursing home and visit her every week at least.

legendforge 5

Wednesday 10 December 2014 20:07

Yeah it's totally acceptable to say no to that.

Comments

jackdanuls 3

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:50

**** that don't let her move in tell her to **** off I had that happiness to me and I did

km_bryers 3

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:52

Run.

CHUBBYninja 18

Thursday 11 December 2014 5:56

You need some old spice man

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 6:49

Nobody said you have to let her in. Put her mooching ass in a nursing home.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 11 December 2014 10:29

She just can't seem to let go yet...

voltroz 18

Thursday 11 December 2014 11:57

Well, you can tell her that if she wants to stay, she should give you all the profits from selling her place so you can "take care" of her.

LadyTyger51ne 8

Thursday 11 December 2014 12:38

Put your foot down and tell her she can't move in with you. If she has a key to your house, which she shouldn't, take it back

NodakN8V 25

Thursday 11 December 2014 15:03

Say hello to my good friend Jack Daniels and his really close friend Coca-Cola.

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 11 December 2014 15:25

Then don't let her move in if neither of you want her there. And if she complains about not having anywhere to go, tell her maybe she should have talked to you about first before selling her house.