Sex, Awkward, Technology, Babysitter and Kids: Caught in 4K

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 08:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 201

You deserved it 3 636

By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 890

You deserved it 70 398

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 578

You deserved it 415

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 732

You deserved it 37 372

By Parent - 08/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 837

You deserved it 411

By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 279

You deserved it 46 445

By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 235

You deserved it 17 256

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 786

You deserved it 4 461

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 364

You deserved it 13 427

Worst babysitter ever

By shira512 - 10/08/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 242

You deserved it 4 050

ShirtlessWonder 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:10

How can someone not care about their sibling that much?

ratchel_7 8

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:18

I hope she's being punished

Comments

ShirtlessWonder 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:10

How can someone not care about their sibling that much?

lukian_fml 29

Thursday 27 August 2015 1:01

She's doing the right thing. Not caring would be leaving the room (without a baby monitor), or he house.

chinaski7628 32

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:11

Um, the right thing would be to not have sex while she's babysitting her brother.

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 3:05

#20, the daughter had sex while her 2 year old brother was in the room. She was not doing the right thing.

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:06

So, does he have a left thing, as well?

AninOnin 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 7:32

Well, it IS Australia, and marsupials DO have two-pronged penises.

ProgrestYourself 4

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:20

Y'all really need to grow up. If the kid was sleeping/napping, what does it matter if she was having sex around him? If he wasn't, what do you remember from being 2?

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 27 August 2015 17:07

Some people do remember memories from then, especially if it's traumatizing. Even if they don't it might be in their subconscious, not to mention if he saw you now have a 2 year old who is curious about what he saw which could get everyone in huge trouble. Even if he was asleep, it's disgusting! And what if they made noise to wake him up? What they did was horrible, and I cannot think of a punishment good enough for her.

ShirtlessWonder 17

Friday 28 August 2015 0:28

#86 telling us to grow up in the same sentence you tell us that having sex near a 2 year old is ok. Hypocrisy at its finest.

bwinski 19

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:33

Am I the only one curious about the age difference between the 2 year old and the daughter? Like is it extreme in that the daughter is 18 years old or is the daughter early teens. This is just one messed up situation and I feel super bad for the OP.

jawdatD 9

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:11

At least she is keeping an eye on him

felipe2342 18

Thursday 27 August 2015 1:28

No she isn't.

Grayness_ 26

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:27

Yes she is.

gracehi 31

Thursday 27 August 2015 7:28

Exactly one eye... Which would be totally weird while she's orgasming. Ew.

kalaise 6

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:12

What a parenting failure.

Cely988 29

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:15

More like sibling failure.

kl0x 8

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:21

Youth having sex is parenting failure?

MRSwick2525 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:23

How is that a parenting failure #3? The mother asked her to babysit her sibling and decided that ******* her boyfriend is more important. Her choice to do that has nothing to do with OP's parenting. It is a sister failure.

fakedsincerity 32

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:24

I don't think trusting your child is a parenting failure.

doodlecloud 26

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:17

Maybe 3 meant raising a child who would do that in front of their baby brother is a parenting failure? I mean, I don't think you can judge parenting on just that, especially as teenagers can just be dicks for no reason. But that would make more sense.

ShirtlessWonder 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:57

#37 I'm pretty sure the sister isn't so ****** up that she could have sex while her 2 year old brother was watching. Think it meant that the brother was in another room, and the sister was just a complete idiot. Edit: apparently I'm wrong. Wow. That is so ****** up.