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By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:00

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:02

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

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beckyxD 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:49

Maybe one day you can call him your step-panda(:

Corrupt_waffles 13

Wednesday 4 July 2012 18:03

He is probably a furry. I have a few furry friends. All of them really hot San Diego boys. You could never tell. Don't worry about it. Not all are freaks.

Steffi 26

Thursday 8 August 2013 18:12

Is his mother a black person who had a white cell mate?

azhang1066 12

Monday 12 August 2013 2:06

Still a better love story than Twilight

DonPandon 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:29

Kung fu fighter!

Derpato 8

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:50

That's not bad actually

krispybacon4321 23

Monday 19 January 2015 22:42

Weird. I call my boyfriend panda...

DaRito 25

Wednesday 10 June 2015 3:55

At least it's not "the dude".

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