Intimacy: Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding...

By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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bossroyd 4

Monday 19 December 2011 15:51

Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today

exotica_fml 6

Monday 19 December 2011 15:50

Keep on looking classy, it's your day

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blank_jack 0

Monday 19 December 2011 19:54

Well..did you look like one?

YahImThatGuy 0

Monday 19 December 2011 20:05

Everybody's saying the Mom is crazy, but what if she's not? What if the dress really is slutty? I'm saying it is, just that it is a possibility.

siberianhamster 17

Monday 19 December 2011 20:08

Pics?

capnbzarr 43

Monday 19 December 2011 20:15

Well, do you? Are your T&A just about to pop out of it?

Ariana2_fml 2

Monday 19 December 2011 20:17

I'm sure you look gorgeous :)

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 19 December 2011 20:20

See, that's what happens when you shop for a wedding dress at S&M.

perdix 29

Monday 19 December 2011 20:36

As a wedding gift, I'd like to send you a comma and a capital 'M' to fix up that last sentence.

xoxokiller 0

Monday 19 December 2011 21:27

So......how much?

mspeacock 6

Monday 19 December 2011 21:35

Wow fuqued up.

Horcruxer 0

Monday 19 December 2011 21:36

Mommy? Wtf

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