By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

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Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
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bossroyd 4

Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today

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cptmorgan6 8

Tell her you have to work a late shift after the wedding and you don't have time to change. So you wore something mutually appropriate.

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Isaac_The_Man 0

It's your day today, don't let anyone ruin it for you!

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sikmunkee 9

at least it was her and not someone else who told you

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linkinpark98 23

Who cares? Your mom is just jealous, honey. :) As long as your new hubby loves it. ;)

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loserman67 35

Possible replies: A: "Thanks mom, I always wanted to look just like you - a cheap *****." B: "Thanks mom, afterall I am marrying my pimp." C: "Thanks mom, dad said the same thing last night, by the way he still owes me $100." D: "Thanks mom, and I still look better, thinner and sexier than you ever did -- or will." E: "Thanks mom, don't take it out on me because grandma called you an ugly cocksucker on your big day." F: "Thanks mom, I always wondered if you love me, now all doubt is erased." G: :Thanks mom, instead of a wedding kiss, I'm going to blow the groom at the alter."

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SpoonsAndPickles 5

Maybe it wasnt just the dress but make up or a combination of things ~.~ i wanna see a pic

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